me at friends house

  • friend: so... what do u wanna do
  • me: idk its ur house
  • friend: idk ur the guest
  • me: idk its ur house
  • fatted:

    Family: *says something racist*
    Family: *says something sexist*
    Family: *says something homophobic*
    Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
    Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
    Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

    homosocks:

    shout out to the people who never unfollow me for some reason even when i never post anything relevant to their interests

    trash-king:

    meaniemikan:

    trash-king:

    when none of ur internet friends are online

    timezoned again

    clockblocked

    FUCK

    swag:

    on you

    wolfenguy:

    communistbakery:

    astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

    image

    lmaoalien:

    when you tell your parents something funny and they turn it into a lectureimage

    "I guess"
    I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

    nishlo:

    *sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

    "He’s cute, I swear! let me find a better picture"
    me when im showing people the guy i like (via teamrocketing)